BigSight: No Foresight; BigMistake

Recently, I chanced upon another “social networking” site, BigSight, which claims to be “the world’s largest people directory”. Although it’s “invitation only” at present, I found a page inviting me to join. So I did.

I was requested to create a profile, and provide an image, so uploaded the “avatar” you see on this blog’s profile, and which I use in most places where I have an on-line presence. I was also asked for my date of birth, and entered the day and month, but not the year. This caused an error message (and not a very meaningful or helpful one) when I saved the profile, so I entered a clearly-bogus dummy value, 1900.

Soon afterwards, I received an e-mail from BigSight, asking if I would “like to” upload a real picture and my real date of birth. I wrote back saying that, frankly, I would not. I then received an e-mail, almost by return, saying “Sorry, then, Andy, I’ve got to zap your page. The whole idea of bigsight is based around actual data.” Sure enough, my profile was already “404”.

Not only do I find such an apology insincere, but I don’t see how this model is workable.

Since they don’t know anything about me, much less what I look like, how would they know whether a “real” photograph was of me? If I’d given my birth date as, say, 1940, 1950, 1960, 1970, 1980, or 1990, how would they know that it was not my real one? How do they verify all the images and birth-dates (and everything else) that they carry at present?

And how would they do such manual checking, if they ever did manage to get six-or seven figures of members?

I predict that BigSight will either fail (through lack of uptake, or, worse, because the “actual” data they profess to have will eventually turn out to be bogus), or will have to modify its polices so that the revealing of such personal data becomes optional.

As it is, BigSight has wiped the autobiography I wrote at their request, and now carry less (i.e. zero) information about me, than they did before they did so. “Way to go”, as I believe our transpondian cousins say.

Free music, courtesy of your library

I lay awake last night (or rather, early this morning) listening to Radio 3, and heard some wonderful music by Paul Gilson, a composer I’d never previously even heard of.

The pieces were all delightful, and were “La captive”, “Andante and Scherzo for cello and orchestra” and “La mer”, performed by Timora Rosler (cello), Brassband Buizingen and the Flemish Radio Choir and Orchestra with conductor Martyn Brabbins.

If (like me in Birmingham), you have an enlightened library service, they will have paid for a subscription to Naxos Music, so, by entering your library card number (you do have a library card, don’t you?) you can listen on-line, for free, to a “CD quality” stream of their recordings of Gilson’s music (or anything else in their vast and ludicrously high-quality catalogue). From home (or anywhere else, for that matter).

Well, what are you waiting for?!

Cards are barking up the wrong Christmas Tree

This year my Christmas cards have gone to the dogs – to Birmingham Dog’s Home, to be precise.

This is part charitable donation, part environmentalism (cards are such a waste of paper), and part consolation for the fact that my lifestyle precludes me from keeping a pooch of my own.

Merry Christmas!

More Nokia N95 (and Opera Mini) wishes

Dear Nokia, and Opera,

When using your browsers on my N95, please can I:

  • Copy text from a web page
  • Disable CSS
  • View the HTML source
  • Parse microformats (not least hCard, to add contact details to the address book and dial phone numbers; hCalendar, to add events to the calendar; and Geo, to find places on maps).

Surely that’s not a lot to ask for? Thank you.

It's hardly rocket science…

“NASA has launched NASA.gov 5.0, the first major redesign of its primary Web site in more than four years” said the news item in NASA’s “Breaking News” RSS feed. It continued “The new design goes beyond a cosmetic facelift. It features a new level of interactivity and customization…”. Intrigued, I clicked through the link, and was soon presented with an alarming warning: “There’s a problem with your browser or settings. Your browser or your browser’s settings are not supported.” at the top of a really ugly page:

NASA-new-website

Since I was using the current release of Firefox, that seemed ludicrous. As, indeed, it was, because it turned out that the “problem” was that I had Javascript disabled.

Note to NASA: many people have Javascript disabled, sometimes for security and sometimes by their employer or other host organisation. Sometimes, it’s not supported by their mobile device, and sometimes by the assistive technologies that their disabilities require them to use. Your most important visitor, Google, also has Javascript disabled.

NASA-new-website-2

If they can’t get a simple website right, how on Earth (sic) are they going to put people on Mars?

Who do you work for, again?

I can add a person to Microsoft Outlook as “Bloggs, Fred (Acme Ltd.)”, or “Acme Ltd. (Bloggs, Fred)”. These sync to my Nokia N95’s address book , or can be entered directly, as:

First name = Fred

Last name = Bloggs

Company = Acme Inc.

The vCard (i.e. industry standard for business-card type contact data) and hCard specifications both cater for company (or organisation) names.

So why, in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may his noodly appendages grace you), can I not find them, when I search my address book for “Acme Inc.”?!?

And why can I not search for people by nickname?

Nokia needs to fix this, and soon.

Now tell me that moths aren't pretty!

Now tell me that moths aren’t pretty!

Oops


A WindowsXP error message, projected onto a building in Birmingham, for all to see.

Wanted: proof reader


Apply to Maplin. Previous applicants need not apply.

Children in need of some logic

Heard this evening on Radio 4‘s 6.30pm news, in an item about “Children in Need“:

“Radio 2 have been auctioning things that money can’t buy”.